Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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