I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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