i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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