id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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