I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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