Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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