I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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