So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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