there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
