K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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