went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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