is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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