Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
it's great music for shaving your balls
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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