I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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