the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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