oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Randomize