she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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