Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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