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Say something about gay babies.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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(416): View more from Ontario

Thursdays are my worst days

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but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?

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(253): View more from Washington

waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me

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(320): View more from Minnesota

You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.

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(817): View more from Texas

Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?

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(618): View more from Illinois

I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.

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