writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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