whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
