I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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