I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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