This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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