Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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