return my video game
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
