you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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