hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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