ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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