around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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