he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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