I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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