Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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