ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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