Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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