her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I want to fling myself into the sun
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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