we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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