Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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