Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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