I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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