yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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