Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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