I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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