absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude i'm inner monologue high
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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