i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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