The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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