Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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