we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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