I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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