Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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