one two three fourrrrnication!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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