That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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