i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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