Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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