Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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