Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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