You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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