That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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